Reality ruined my life.

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kushandwizdom:

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garlic-breadgasm:

I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off

(Source: garlicweenie)

officialfrenchtoast:

Mom: did you do the chores I asked you to do

Me: i am groot

kushandwizdom:

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Disneyland, c. 1950s.